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It’s For Sure I’m Never Gettin’ Old

Re-post /2010/08/20/ Don’t know who wrote this but I’m piddlin’ my pants… Oops, shouldna said that. GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: — No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats — When your Mom is mad … Continue reading

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The Unforgivable Sin Is NOT In The Bible

Dorothy leaned across the table and lowered her voice, “Did you notice Mary at the barbeque yesterday?” “Oh yes,” Alice nodded. “She has a new one.” “Maybe it’s me,” Dorothy frowned, “but I could swear Loraine has two new ones.” … Continue reading

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