Did you know…
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to
Spend another 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month
My grandpa started walking five
miles a day when he was 60. Now
he’s 97 years old and we have no
idea where he is.
The only reason I would take up
walking is so that I can hear heavy
I joined a health club last year, spent
about 250 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound,
seems ya gotta go there
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’
I wash my mouth out with chocolate
The advantage of exercising every day is
when you die they will say: Well, he looks
good, doesn’t he?
If you’re going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small one
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years
just getting’ over the hill.
We all get heavier as we grow older because
there’s more information in our heads; that’s
my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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