This is not what I had planned for today, but when a friend sent these I just had to share them with you.
Door knob or hand shaker?
Wrong order? Pizza is larger than table
Soccer player accidentally drops his pants
Elephant enjoys the good life underneath a waterfall
Polar bear buries face in pile of ice to cool off
Hey, I need a drink of milk
Huge tree across road is carved out so cars can pass through
Parachutist swings from gigantic statue of Jesus
Thieves leave polices cars on blocks outside police station
—all with no tires
Wherever you are it surely can’t be as cold as this
Now this is no ordinary fire hydrant
Talk about a dog with a bone
This ain’t your neighborhood McDonald’s
This gives new meaning to: Walk a mile in my shoes
I know which pic is my fave … how ’bout you?
May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
Read a sizzling chapter of Maxi’s coming novel
Over the Edge