This is not what I had planned for today, but when a friend sent these I just had to share them with you.

Door knob or hand shaker?

Wrong order? Pizza is larger than table

Soccer player accidentally drops his pants

Elephant enjoys the good life underneath a waterfall

Polar bear buries face in pile of ice to cool off

Hey, I need a drink of milk

Huge tree across road is carved out so cars can pass through

Parachutist swings from gigantic statue of Jesus

Thieves leave polices cars on blocks outside police station
—all with no tires

Wherever you are it surely can’t be as cold as this

Now this is no ordinary fire hydrant

Talk about a dog with a bone

This ain’t your neighborhood McDonald’s

This gives new meaning to: Walk a mile in my shoes

I know which pic is my fave … how ’bout you?

May Your Glass Always Be Half Full

Read a sizzling chapter of Maxi’s coming novel
Over the Edge
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