The following is based on a true story.
Dennis LeRoy of Proctor, Minnesota felt the need for a couple of brewskies, so he hopped onto his “drink ‘n drive La-z-Boy” and headed over to the neighborhood tavern.
He had worked long and hard to perfect his black and blue lounger and it cranked right up. It’s powered by a Briggs and Stratton lawnmower engine, has superior headlights, a side mounted mirror, cup holders, CD player, speakers … aaand a drag-racer style steering wheel.
Yes indeed, anybody would be jealous of this bad boy.
Dennis enjoys hanging out with the gang at the tavern. He stayed for a while chattin’ it up like always, only soon it was time to go. He was driving home, minding his own business when … wham!
The police charged Dennis with drunk driving and plowing into a parked car.
“I would never of hit the car and made it home alright if it weren’t for this woman jumping into my lap.”
His chair has been impounded and will be auctioned on eBay. Dennis is on two years probation.
BTW, Dennis wasn’t hurt but I bet he’s mad as hell about losing his chair.
May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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