Have you seen those monster lips pasted on Angelina Jolie? And the belly fat ads … they’re all over the Internet. Then there’s the line that says: Thin lips are ugly on anyone. Sez who?

This line is my personal favorite: I murdered my wrinkles. Well, I’m here to tell ya. Not me. Mine are still here. Yup, the thin lips too. Not stickin’ any needles in these lips. Now, there is a little cheating going on I’ll admit. People ask all the time if I’ve had anything done to my skin. Nope. It’s “Publix Advanced Healing Lotion” in the white container with blue text. After eight weeks, voila. You must use it every day. No promises, but it works for me.

BTW – did try some of that expensive stuff, like Genisphere and a couple of others, save your bucks they do not work.

Think of the person you like, admire, respect most in this world-is it because of their lips, hips or belly?

May Your Glass Always Be Half Full

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