August 7, 2008 by Maxi

We gotta admit it, fan or not, Paris Hilton ain’t no dummy. She knows how to make money. And she does it by marketing her “hot” self. Can’t say if she gives a whit about this election, but she does love herself(as we all do) — and she does love money(as we all do).

This girl picked some ad people to put together some really funny copy, memorized it and plays it for the masses on television. The Internet is burnin’ up with it.

Now, we can argue ’bout the memorizing part but she rattles that off like the boyfriends’ body parts. There may have been a Teleprompter nearby but she didn’t need it.

So there you have it, we’re laughin’ at the ad and she’s laughin’ all the way to the bank.

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