Maxi Goes AWOL

A phone call came yesterday that will take me in another direction concerning the car situation. Hopefully this new lead is the break I need to straighten out this mess.

The battery on this “loaner” is one reason I can’t drive this car; have waited since Feb.8th for replacement.

Yesterday, Jen and I went to talk with someone who may be able to help. It didn’t pan out, so I will try again today.

Moving on, look at this mess.

I need to finish this “remove wallpaper and paint” project, sooo…

Maxi’s Comments will be on vacation (yeah, right) until June 8-11th. Until I return—may you love, laugh and be happy.

 May Your Glass Always Be Full
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How to Get What You Want

Dan Cooke pulls the T-shirt over his head and drops it on the bed, then makes his way into the kitchen and pulls a beer from the fridge. He flips the switch at the top of the stairs and thuds his way down to the basement.

The thin, sandy-haired, 30yr old collapses onto the sofa and lays his head back. The beer is cold against his chest, his eyes are closed and his gut is on fire. Dan inhales deeply and blows the air through pursed lips, “This ain’t cuttin’ it,” he decides.

Yeah, he could catch a movie on the huge, flat-panel TV, fire up the PC for a game challenge, call his buddies for hot pursuit on the foosball table…

Only he was tired of it all, this is not what he really wanted.  The senior high school math teacher leaned forward, “The kids are great and I like my job, but…”

No one knew that Dan had always wanted to coach the softball team.

The teacher sat up and leaned forward, strands of hair fell across his forehead.  “It’s time to stop whining,” Dan frowned, “time to take some action.” He slid across the sofa and reached for his cell on the table.

“Sandra? I need to ask you something,” he sighed.

The green-eyed, brunette works at the high school in the office, she is also Dan’s fiancée.  “What’s up?” she came back.

The conversation lasted for more than an hour. When it was over Dan jumped to his feet, “I’m going to make this happen.”

This is what Dan did to reach his goal:

  • Focused on positive thoughts: I can do this; I can make changes to get what I want.
  •  Talked with people: once Dan let the cat outta the bag with Sandra, he began to tell everyone — he was surprised at the encouragement he received
  •  Studied: Dan spent his free time learning everything he could about softball
  •  Showed up at games: the teacher never missed a game, hung out with the players at practice, got advice from the present coach, Walter Stone
  •  Filed the paperwork: there was no opening for a softball coach, but Dan didn’t care — he would be next in line when the time came

Fourteen months passed and Dan began to have doubts, until he recalled something his grandpa used to tell him: “Nothing worth having in life comes easy, Danny boy.”

The call came five months later. Coach Stone had decided to retire. Dan accepted, than scrambled to find someone to take his teaching job.

Success didn’t come overnight; Dan lost more games than he won. The new coach was determined, dug his heels in harder. The tide turned in the third game of the second season.

The “Stoners” were set to play their greatest rivalry, the Bears—a team they had never beaten.  When they won by a score of 3-2 it brought the stadium to its feet. As the roar subsided, a call went out over the loudspeaker for Sandra Greene to come onto the field.

In her jeans and team T-shirt, Sandra slowly made her way over to Dan. Her face flushed in the silence, her eyes darted across the bleachers. The coach immediately dropped to one knee, “Sandra, we have dated for nearly two years now, there is no other, you are the one.” Dan stuttered a little, “Will you marry me?”

Drops fell onto Sandra’s cheeks, “Yes,” she whispered.

A roar rose up louder than ever heard in the stadium.

 

May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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Change Can Be Good Or…

Recently, one of those forward e-mails showed up in my box about Jane Fonda.  Remember her? Hanoi Jane, who betrayed our soldiers and our country?
http://www.snopes.com/military/fonda.asp

Some of what I read rang true, yet there was information that I had never heard. Sooo, I went to snopes.com to check it out. Sure ‘nuf, some of it was false.

What I’m getting at is a comment I received about an article I posted January 23, 2012 titled: 12 Rules of Life That Will Never Change

http://maxiscomments.com/2012/01/23/12-rules-of-life-that-will-never-change/

I attributed the list to Bill Gates, which is incorrect. Guess I forgot to check snopes.com on that post. It is Charles J. Sykes who created the list.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/schoolrules.asp

I want to thank “Anonymous” for the correction. It may not be critical to dot each i and cross every t, yet it’s important to get the facts right because others depend on me.

As a writer, I learned long ago to appreciate criticism if it’s constructive. I have to wonder about this reader’s intention:

Anonymous                            
johnsonc@sisd.cc
204.38.47.13
Submitted on 2012/05/15 at 12:21 pm
This is not from bill gates. Check snopes.com

Anonymous may be right but needs to change a few things:

Such as, it’s polite to say something positive before going for the “gotcha” on a blogger’s post—shows a little class.

Show your face and put a name to it when you bring someone down. Don’t hide behind a faceless icon without a name. There are thousands with the name Johnson.

As for me, I learned a lesson and need to change also: like double-check the facts before I hit publish.

Oh yes, one final fact…

I respond to all comments unless they say Anonymous.

 May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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You may want to take a look-see at what my consorts have to say about Change:

Delirious, Maxi Maria/Gaelikaa, Maria SilverFox OCD writer, Padmum, Paul, Ramana, The Old Fossil, Will Knott.

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What is the Writer’s Secret?

It may surprise you to find out how long it takes me to write a post, three hours most of the time. Yet, I have read more than once that a post can be written in twenty minutes.

Oh, really.

Think about this…

(granddaughter Brittany inherited my old PC)

  • Topic: That darned topic. I would pull my hair out over this one at first. There are those who simply write about their day, events in their life, or their thoughts for the day.

Weeell, this works for me occasionally. Still, I like to be careful of how much I reveal when it comes to personal information. After all, this is the Internet and one can get in trouble quickly when your words go out to all the world.

  • Style: This is a big one; doesn’t matter if you’re writing a post or a book.
    You can first write an outline to the nth degree, and go from there. Oooor, you can do like me, hit the keyboard and let the words fly.

I have found it is not what you write … it’s how you say it. Something like this: I have a cat vs. I have a huge, black cat who thinks he’s a panther.

  • Images: Let’s talk about images. Can we talk about images?? First ya gotta find something that fits your topic. It almost always needs a little tweaking. And we can’t forget to give credit to the one we stole, uh borrowed, it from.

That last part gives me fits ‘cause I’m all about the writing. Sooo many times I’m done and ready to go but forgot to give credit and have to go back and take care of the problem. These days I put the text in the image, works pretty good.

  • Patience: This is extremely important. If I zing along in a hurry to write a post, a page, anything … it will be a mess. Then it takes longer to finish because it has to be done twice.

My solution is to start early. I’m up at 5am most mornings and “on it.” Big cup o’ java, a healthy dish of enthusiasm and I’m good to go. If you’re not a morning person set a time, like clocking in, and stick to it.

  • Rewrite: Rewrite tops the list. Nothing is more critical than to write, write and write again. I will write one page in a novel as many as seven or eight times.

When my son first started racing motorcycles it was tough when he lost. “I just need more “seat time,” he would sigh. And there it is…

Seat time is what we need to achieve the magic in our writing.

May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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Not Just Another Day in a Small Town

The sunset had turned to darkness and Joseph Schexnider’s eyes began to droop. The drifter was in the mood for a long night’s sleep if only he could settle into a comfortable position. Problem is Joseph was stuck in a chimney…

The one atop the bank in Abbeville, Louisiana.

http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/9001/48479551/Funeral_for_man_entombed_for_27_years_in_chimney

Abbeville is one of those postcard towns with 19th century buildings that have been very carefully restored. It was an easy scamper, and the dare-devil kids spent many a day exploring the rooftops.

“We played up there a lot,” Jason Herbert stated. “But I don’t remember anyone ever going around the chimneys.”

Jason is a detective in Abbeville and went to elementary school with Joseph. “He was just another kid,” he grinned. “Nothing really stood out about him.”

The townsfolk remember Joseph as a lanky, rambler with a slow and easy nature.

Not so quick.

Robert Schexnider said his brother started to run off when he was nine or ten. “He told me he’d seen every state in the country.”

A city councilman, Francis Plaisance, reveals a telling story. One time Joseph disappeared with the circus to New York, only he was stranded when it traveled overseas.

“He didn’t have money to get back home,” Francis said, “so the church helped out with a plane ticket.” There was a dilemma when Joseph couldn’t find his way around the airport.

“We ended up having a pastor up there walking him through it,” grinned Francis, “and put him on the plane.”

Next thing ya know, the gypsy disappeared again—for almost thirty years—until he was found in the chimney by a worker.

Everyone had an opinion or a story, yet there is no evidence of any skullduggery.

“My mother worried about him,” sighed brother Robert. “But I just said, ‘Mom, that’s just Joseph being Joseph.”

There’s one thing for sure, no one has to worry ever again that Joseph will feel one of his traveling moods.

RIP gentle wanderer.

 

May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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You can check the Loose Bloggers Consortium
for their view on “moods”

Conrad                  http://instantfossil.blogspot.co.uk/
Delirious               http://lifeonalimb.blogspot.com/
Maria/Gaelikaa   http://gaelikaasdiary.blogspot.com/
Maria SilverFox  http://www.silverfox-whispers.com/
OCD writer          http://iamdumberthaneinstein.com/
Padmum              http://padmum.wordpress.com/
Paul                      http://blackwatertown.wordpress.com
Ramana               http://rummuser.com/
Will Knott            http://willknott.ie/
Grannymar         http://grannymar.com/blog/

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Back to the Future

Some days ago as I left a church meeting, I desperately patted
myself down looking for my car keys. They weren’t in my
pockets, a quick search in the meeting room, nope. Oh no!
I must have left them in the car. Frantic, I headed for the
parking lot.

My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the
ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose
them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through
the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. She
was right; the parking lot was empty.

 I immediately called the police and gave them my location. I
confessed that I had left the keys in the car, and it had
been stolen.


Then I made the most difficult call. “Honey,” I stammered, I
always call her honey in times like these. “I left my keys in
the car and it’s gone.”

There was a period of silence; I thought the call had been
dropped. Then I heard her voice, “What the…,” she
barked, “I dropped you off!”

 Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I sighed,
“Well, come and get me.”


“I will,” she snapped, “as soon as I convince this policeman
that I have not stolen your car.”


Yep, it’s getting’ like that … the golden years.

 May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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Grandparents Tow Grandchild Behind SUV

The purist form of sincerity is a grandparent’s love. I was put to the test when my granddaughter was about four.

Her Grandpapa had set up a little pool in the yard and Brittany was having a great time, only she decided it would be more fun if I got in with her.

“You can get in even if you do have your clothes on Grandmommy,” she grinned.

Yes, I can,” I laughed … and jumped into the pool.

Brittany is now seven; still we laugh about how much fun we had that day.

There is another seven-year-old girl who was in her swimsuit one day having a blast with her grandparents. They live right here in my state of Florida in the USA.

Only Paul and Belinda Berloni landed in the poky after a day of hootin’ and hollerin’ with their granddaughter. Their little angel had a Hot Wheels car and grandma and grandpa came up with a great idea.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/drunken-couple-tows-grandchild-toy-car-16255543

They took two of the dog’s leashes and tied them together, than hooked one end over the trailer hitch of their SUV and latched the other to the toy car. Grandpa was driving and grandma was in the back cheering as they rolled up and down the street.

Now they were only going 5-10 miles per hour, but here’s the problem. The granddaughter wasn’t wearing any protective gear, aaaand the grandparents had been drinking. A neighbor was peekin’ through the blinds at this fiasco and called the police.

It gets worse from here. Grandpa’s license was suspended and he had three DUIs. Grandma said, “She understood that it was dangerous to drag a child behind the vehicle, but they were just having fun and had been doing this all day.”

I don’t question the sincerity of their love, yet one must give a second thought to any common sense in this scenario.

I can’t believe it; this story just came on the Telly. Grandma is saying to a reporter, “I would never put my grandchildren in danger.”

Guess the grandparents had some time to think it over inside the confines of a cell and a cot.

Lesson learned…

 May Your Glass Always Be Half Full
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Check the Loose Bloggers Consortium sites
to get their view on the subject of sincerity:

Conrad                  http://instantfossil.blogspot.co.uk/
Delirious               http://lifeonalimb.blogspot.com/
Maria/Gaelikaa   http://gaelikaasdiary.blogspot.com/
Maria SilverFox  http://www.silverfox-whispers.com/
OCD writer          http://iamdumberthaneinstein.com/
Padmum              http://padmum.wordpress.com/
Paul                      http://blackwatertown.wordpress.com
Ramana               http://rummuser.com/
Will Knott            http://willknott.ie/
Grannymar         http://grannymar.com/blog/

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